Dome Blog: Top 20 Ridiculous Quotes by Prominent Nigerian Leaders

1. If Nigeria breaks, some people in the country would have no where to run to, but for me and my people in Adamawa Kingdom, we will pack our luggage and whatever we have and join our kith and kin in Cameroun - Lamido of Adamawa

2. “We do not pray for accidents but they are inevitable. But we will continue to do everything to ensure that we do not have accidents. But an accident is an act of God" - Stella Oduah

3. About a week after blaming doctors, lawyers, teachers for the NIS stampede and tragic death of job applicants ,
Minister of interior, Abba Moro says "I take responsibility for the tragic death of 16 job applicants"

4. “Foreign investors should ignore Boko Haram and invest in Nigeria.” – GEJ

5.Channels TV Interview with NSCDC boss

What is the website of NSCDC “I cannot categorically tell you one now".....When pressed futher
he says " “Hmmm, the website is, excuse me, my Oga at the top knows the website”. He again, cleared his throat and said: “My Oga at the top is working on the website and I don’t have them”.
When the presenters insisted that he give a functioning website address of the para-military outfit, he dropped the bombshell: “ww.nscdc, that’s all”. .” – Obafaiye Shem

6. “I will rather kill myself than commit suicide.” – Dame Patience Jonathan

7. “I founded this school for the masses and the school fees is 850,000 naira.” – Atiku Abubakar

8. “Until I see someone eating out of the gutters before I believe there is poverty in Nigeria.” – Umaru Dikko

9. “Telephone is not meant for the poor. ” – David Mark

10. “The worth of a child born and bred in Nigeria cannot be compared to that in the United States.” – Yakubu Gowon

11. “School is not meant for the poor, only for the rich.” – Ikedi Ohakim

12. “At 50, Britain was still battling with King Arthur and the knights of the round table so Nigeria is not doing too badly.” – Diezeani Allison- Madueke

13. “Even Jesus Christ cannot conduct a free and fair election in Nigeria.” – Olusegun Obasanjo

14. “The corp members where destined to die, nobody can run away from destiny.” – Mallam Isa Yaguda, Governor, Bauchi State

15. “On behalf of 20 million naira, I’ll donate my family” – Dame Patience Jonathan

16. “We, the PDP did not win this election, I have gone to church to confess, I gave them money and they called the result.” – Chris Uba

17. “I want to commend the doctors and nurses for responding to treatment.” – Dame Patience Jonathan

18. “I can see camera people. Are they going to televise us alive?” – Dame Patience Jonathan