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Strike notice from Boyfriends Association Of Nigeria To Girlfriends

From: The Boyfriends Association Of Nigeria To Girlfriends
With regards to the meeting held today, the Boyfriend Association of Nigeria decided to go on a two months strike starting from 1st December, 2013. This strike is not to cause any riot or any form of breakup with our beloved girlfriends.
We plan to use this strike period as a time for appraisal and re-dedication in our
supposed relationship. During this period, all forms of communication (formal or otherwise) is allowed but all form of FINANCIAL ASSISTANCE will be put to rest. We assure our girlfriends that this supposed strike period, our commitment will be 100% and won’t be questioned, also, this period will not, WE REPEAT, will not pose a threat to the relationship.
Full boyfriend responsibility will resume on
the 1st of February, 2014 to enable both parties plan for the upcoming valentine(14th February, 2014).
We thank our girlfriends for their anticipated
“Good Behavior” during this period.
Signed; Publicity secretary BAN
With regards to the meeting held today, the Boyfriend Association of Nigeria decided to go on a two months strike starting from 1st December, 2013. This strike is not to cause any riot or any form of breakup with our beloved girlfriends.
We plan to use this strike period as a time for appraisal and re-dedication in our
supposed relationship. During this period, all forms of communication (formal or otherwise) is allowed but all form of FINANCIAL ASSISTANCE will be put to rest. We assure our girlfriends that this supposed strike period, our commitment will be 100% and won’t be questioned, also, this period will not, WE REPEAT, will not pose a threat to the relationship.
Full boyfriend responsibility will resume on the 1st of February, 2014 to enable both parties plan for the upcoming valentine(14th February, 2014).
We thank our girlfriends for their anticipated
“Good Behavior” during this period.